fml.
woke up late at 1 pm
the 2 almond croissants were devoured by my brother
before I could get my hands on them.
missed 3 important calls from the conceirge, now the retail expert is off until tuesday.
made 4 cups of tea and still I end up pouring too much milk.
ate 5 spoons of chocolate chip cookie dough...
I guarantee you we have the BEST coffee machine in the world and we've only really had it for roughly a year...Me and my mom are the only ones that use it in the house and a couple of days ago my dad had i t taken to his 'guys' pad where all the gentlemen hang out 'cause a friend of his from germany wanted to have a look at it and he had this little toy he wanted to play with...It's a tiny tablet and you put it through and it cleans the entire machine or something...plus he's a gadget freak so he wanted to see how it manages to make the most amaaaaazziing coffee ever...so like, he takes it away and the next day me and my mom were like the walking dead...Sure the machine was there but they emptied out all the coffee beans in the process and there were none left in our freezer....anyways we get all mad at dad were like 'wth, you know we don't function as it is and now we're sans caffiene?! How are we even gonna barely function?!' So. He replies ''Dieter yesterday hooked up the machine to his computer, and you know how many cups of coffee your darling has made in the span of a year?...72,045. 72045 cups of coffee...You should be glad I didn't destroy it.''
pfft. yeah. we couldn't believe it either.
take that, rory and lorelai.